Dr. Andrew Long

I continue to celebrate
  • Diversity
  • Equity
  • Inclusion
in spite of the Moron-in-Chief.

Resist.

My favorite
  • territory is Greenland -- and it's Danish.
  • canal is the Panama canal -- and it's Panamanian.
  • mountain is Denali.
  • coffee is Columbian.
Virtually no Greenlanders want to join the US.
The Moron-in-Chief's defining characteristics are
  • Narcissism
  • Cruelty
  • Greed
  • Vanity
Resist.

Up is down: "climate change isn't real," reports US Government. "It's actually getting colder."

Squirrel!

The US Government is installing foxes in our hen houses. No wonder it's called Fox....


The world is full of mysteries, and I love mysteries.
Freeman J. Dyson
Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and
sometimes I think we're not.
In either case the idea is quite staggering.
Arthur C. Clarke
Home Address:
495 Rossford Ave.
Ft. Thomas, KY 41075-1264
Landline: 859-781-3916
email: longa@nku.edu
Work Address:
443 MEP
Department of Mathematics and Statistics
Northern Kentucky University
Nunn Drive
Highland Heights, KY 41099-1700

Phone: 859-572-5794
Fax: 859-572-6097
email: longa@nku.edu
Professional Materials:
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