Before Starting A Band...

You should know that the following names are taken:

[ a ]

Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Ancient Chinese Penis
Apocalypse Hoboken
Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Barbara's Bush
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beirut
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

[ c ]

Caltransvestites
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Carnage Asada
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Cortizone 5
Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

[ d ]

The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
The Dead Kennedys
The Dick Clarks
The Dick Nixons
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns

[ e ]

e. coli
Edith Head
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler
Ethyl Merman

[ f ]

Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of Shit
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The French are from Hell
Fromage d'Amour

[ g ]

Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan

[ h ]

Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and the Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature

[ i ]

Impaled Nazarenes
Inhale Mary

[ j ]

Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Wetness
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch

[ k ]

Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees

[ l ]

Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas
Louder Than God

[ m ]

Mao Tse Helen
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Max Roach and the Holders
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

[ n ]

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving

[ p ]

Pabst Smear
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Penis DeMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidols
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
Pretentious Flamedogs
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pungent Frustration
Purple Headed Love Warriors

[ r ]

Raging Pimps of Doom
Rectal Nightmare
Reluctant Stereotypes
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Retarted Elf
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

[ q ]

Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

[ s ]

Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death
Seven Year Bitch
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Simulated Orgasms

[Simulerte Orgasmer]

Skeptic Tank
Smegma & the Nuns
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex
The Sound of Munich
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Stukas Over Bedrock
Swingin' Johnsons

[ t ]

Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
To Live and Shave in LA
Toenails In The Carpet
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Tragic Mulatto
Transsexual Hitler
Trotsky Icepick

[ u ]

Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Unstoppable Kamikaze Idiots

[ v ]

Vaginal Davis
The Velcro Pygmies
Vic Morrow's Head

[ w ]

The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela
The Watts

per the request following:

Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 21:48:32 -0600
From: Wayne Waldon 
To: aelon@sph.umich.edu
Subject: band name question about your site

--- Wayne Waldon
--- cwwayne@earthlink.net
--- EarthLink: It's your Internet.
i was reading your website of names of bands that have alredy been taken
and me and my band have a name "The Watts" and would like you to post it to
make sure no one else takes it.


                                 thanks for your time and wright back
telling me your answer.

[ y ]

Yoko Homo

[ z ]

Zip Code Rapists
Zombies Under Stress
Zulu Leprechauns