From Jay_Kaufman@unc.edu Wed Sep  6 14:00:14 2000
Date: Wed, 06 Sep 2000 10:49:15 -0400
From: Jay Kaufman 
To: "John P. Hasselback, Jr." 
Cc: "Andrew E. Long, Ph.D" ,
     "Charles Poole, MPH ScD" 
Subject: [Fwd: Genres of Music]

> > > GENRES OF MUSIC
> > >
> > > JAZZ   Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
> > >
> > > BLUES  Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
> > >
> > > WORLD MUSIC  A dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
> > >
> > > OPERA  People singing when they should be talking.
> > >
> > > RAP  People talking when they should be singing.
> > >
> > > CLASSICAL  Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
> > >
> > > FOLK   Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
> > >
> > > BIG BAND  20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
> > >
> > > HEAVY METAL Codpiece and chaps
> > >
> > > HOUSE MUSIC  OK as long as it's not the house next door.

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